Wednesday, July 29, 2009


Today's Cletus: How does this haircut even look good on paper?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009


Today's Cletus: Clean Plate, Dirty Moustache Club. Photo and caption provided by Will "Radio Nowhere" Renton.

Monday, July 27, 2009


Today's Cletus: Mondays... so true, so true.

Photo by Will Renton, hair by some sort of weird genetic cross breeding from Italy by way of France to Turkey.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Do be do be dooo

Today's Cletus: The Starlight Vocal Lounge presents 'An Evening Under the Stars with Cletus' Friday, July 24th, doors open at 8 p.m.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Don't pollute

Today's Cletus: Give a hoot.

Today's Cletus provided by Will Renton, available for all your cat, dog, and motorcycle photography needs.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tough guy

Today's Cletus: Look Muffie, I can do 8 months standing on my head. The question is... can you wait that long?

Harrisonburg Virginia DCers: Thursday, July 23rd, from 10-2, meet Chester A. Arthur Fluffington, III, aka "Cletus," the star of the Daily Cletus! Line forms at 8 a.m., pictures with Cletus starting from $25!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Prison break

Today's Cletus: Sentence is handed down for Chester A. Arthur Fluffington, III, vs. The State of New York in "The Altuna Tuna iTunes Ponzi Schemer Sings a Different Tune." All this, and Rusty the bailiff.

Alternative Cletus: Folsom Prison Blues 2.

Alternative Cletus: Yes Mr. Gibson, clearly you're a "lethal weapon."

Monday, July 20, 2009

No. 1 at the box office

Today's Cletus: Production photo from the upcoming 'Cleety Potter and the Table of Magic Cheese on Top of That Spaghetti Aglio e Olio.'

Friday, July 17, 2009

On fire

Today's Cletus: Burning Man aftermath, 2005.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Totally rad

Today's Cletus: For the second year in a row, Cletus takes gold in "Street Plant."

(Rad thrasher Will Renton and contributed to this Daily Cletus).

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Rare sighting

Today's Cletus: El Chupacabcleeta.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Veggie force

Today's Cletus: Operation: Is that a Parsnip?.... commence.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Top Gearing

Today's Cletus: You miss three days and go with some crappy low-light British Museum pictures? No wonder you didn't make it on TV.

Who says we weren't on TV?

Friday, July 10, 2009

The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition

Today's Cletus: 480 B.C. Cletus breakfast request.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition

Today's Cletus: Chester A. Arthur Fluffington the first self-portrait in stone.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition

Today's Cletus: Mummified remains of ancient long-nosed "space traveler" cat that became an off shoot of indigenous smush-faced cats.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Going green

Today's Cletus: Yeah, salad's good for you, but does anyone really like anchovies? ... stop shovin'.

Monday, July 6, 2009


Today's Cletus: Mmmm... Elven magic.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Where in the world

Today's Cletus: Find that Cletus.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Her Loss

Today's Cletus: I guess technically everything I own looks "footy." Oh well, her loss.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

No Pants, No Service

Today's Cletus: No diving... no running... sunova... you're right, says right here "Pants required."