Today's Cletus: I don't think this set matches.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Blah
Today's Cletus: Clean Plate, Dirty Moustache Club. Photo and caption provided by Will "Radio Nowhere" Renton.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Purrrrrrr
Today's Cletus: Mondays... so true, so true.
Photo by Will Renton, hair by some sort of weird genetic cross breeding from Italy by way of France to Turkey.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Do be do be dooo
Today's Cletus: The Starlight Vocal Lounge presents 'An Evening Under the Stars with Cletus' Friday, July 24th, doors open at 8 p.m.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Don't pollute
Today's Cletus: Give a hoot.
Today's Cletus provided by Will Renton, available for all your cat, dog, and motorcycle photography needs.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tough guy
Today's Cletus: Look Muffie, I can do 8 months standing on my head. The question is... can you wait that long?
Harrisonburg Virginia DCers: Thursday, July 23rd, from 10-2, meet Chester A. Arthur Fluffington, III, aka "Cletus," the star of the Daily Cletus! Line forms at 8 a.m., pictures with Cletus starting from $25!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Prison break
Today's Cletus: Sentence is handed down for Chester A. Arthur Fluffington, III, vs. The State of New York in "The Altuna Tuna iTunes Ponzi Schemer Sings a Different Tune." All this, and Rusty the bailiff.
Alternative Cletus: Folsom Prison Blues 2.
Alternative Cletus: Yes Mr. Gibson, clearly you're a "lethal weapon."
Monday, July 20, 2009
No. 1 at the box office
Today's Cletus: Production photo from the upcoming 'Cleety Potter and the Table of Magic Cheese on Top of That Spaghetti Aglio e Olio.'
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Totally rad
Today's Cletus: For the second year in a row, Cletus takes gold in "Street Plant."
(Rad thrasher Will Renton and http://theskateboardmag.com/content/blogs/jgb/jgb-gonzstreetplant.jpg contributed to this Daily Cletus).
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Top Gearing
Today's Cletus: You miss three days and go with some crappy low-light British Museum pictures? No wonder you didn't make it on TV.
Who says we weren't on TV?
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition
Today's Cletus: Chester A. Arthur Fluffington the first self-portrait in stone.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition
Today's Cletus: Mummified remains of ancient long-nosed "space traveler" cat that became an off shoot of indigenous smush-faced cats.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Going green
Today's Cletus: Yeah, salad's good for you, but does anyone really like anchovies? ... stop shovin'.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
No Pants, No Service
Today's Cletus: No diving... no running... sunova... you're right, says right here "Pants required."
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Karma Cleetmeleon
Today's Cletus: Unlike its musical cousin, the North American Cleetmeleon does not come and go, come and go, come and go oh oh oh: it drips a deadly solution of kitty litter and Cheetoh's onto your white sheets.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Like a Rolling Stone
Today's Cletus: Rejected photo for "The Meowth that Roared" Rolling Stone cover story. (Cover story chosen after success of debut album "Smells Like Tuna Spirit.")
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Def Leppardish
Today's Cletus: Ppppoooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr sommmmmmmmme sssssuuuuuuugggaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh on mmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Finnemies
Today's Cletus: I thought you were going to get dow... but you said... and then I jum... awkward.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Zak Attack
Today's Cletus: Zak Galifianakis signs for 'The Hangover 2: Octsober Fest.' Variety version: Fast Facts: Zak's Back, Attacks Zan-ax
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
The Late Show
Today's Cletus: Morty, are we okay on time? How we doin' on time? ... alright, we'll be right back with Jungle Jack Hanna and Sonic Youth, everybody.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Yes We Can
Today's Cletus: What my opponent doesn't want you to know is how, if he's elected new house pet, you'll never sleep in again. That's right, Cletus is a beggar. He wants food ALL the time! Food you work hard for! Food you buy with your hard earned dollars. Ladies and gentlemen of the house, I ask, after the constant debacle that is Sweetpea being able to sleep past 6 a.m., do you really want another whiney, loud pet inside? Do me a favor when you vote in the primary tomorrow, and vote Pinochle, the gnome for your home, the clear choice.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Chester the Grouch
Today's Cletus: Blah blah blah. Cry me a river, princess. I got problems too. This face don't smush itself.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Gams, I Say
Today's Cletus: Hello Mabel? Get me Dogpatch 423, fast. There's a Sheba I met at ritzy join that I'm stuck on. That's right, gams till Tuesday!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Viva Cleet
Today's Cletus: Preview of preliminary album art for new album 'Viva Cleet: the Best of Cleetussey.'
Monday, June 1, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Yeah, My Mom Can Touch Her Tongue to Her Nose Too
Today's Cletus: Hang in there, baby, you almost have your problems licked.
Alternate Cletus: Hang in there, baby, Friday is here.
Alternate Cletus: Cletus changes from Juicy Fruit with disastrous results.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
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