Thursday, September 17, 2009

Matching bags not required

Today's Cletus: I don't think this set matches.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Nose job

Today's Cletus: Shortly after rhinoplasty, Cletus responds to waiting paparazzi.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009


Today's Cletus: Huh. When did I eat curry?

Monday, September 14, 2009

Cat Fancy

Today's Cletus: I thought they broke it off.

Friday, September 11, 2009


Today's Cletus: Catman sneezing

Wednesday, July 29, 2009


Today's Cletus: How does this haircut even look good on paper?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009


Today's Cletus: Clean Plate, Dirty Moustache Club. Photo and caption provided by Will "Radio Nowhere" Renton.

Monday, July 27, 2009


Today's Cletus: Mondays... so true, so true.

Photo by Will Renton, hair by some sort of weird genetic cross breeding from Italy by way of France to Turkey.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Do be do be dooo

Today's Cletus: The Starlight Vocal Lounge presents 'An Evening Under the Stars with Cletus' Friday, July 24th, doors open at 8 p.m.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Don't pollute

Today's Cletus: Give a hoot.

Today's Cletus provided by Will Renton, available for all your cat, dog, and motorcycle photography needs.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tough guy

Today's Cletus: Look Muffie, I can do 8 months standing on my head. The question is... can you wait that long?

Harrisonburg Virginia DCers: Thursday, July 23rd, from 10-2, meet Chester A. Arthur Fluffington, III, aka "Cletus," the star of the Daily Cletus! Line forms at 8 a.m., pictures with Cletus starting from $25!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Prison break

Today's Cletus: Sentence is handed down for Chester A. Arthur Fluffington, III, vs. The State of New York in "The Altuna Tuna iTunes Ponzi Schemer Sings a Different Tune." All this, and Rusty the bailiff.

Alternative Cletus: Folsom Prison Blues 2.

Alternative Cletus: Yes Mr. Gibson, clearly you're a "lethal weapon."

Monday, July 20, 2009

No. 1 at the box office

Today's Cletus: Production photo from the upcoming 'Cleety Potter and the Table of Magic Cheese on Top of That Spaghetti Aglio e Olio.'

Friday, July 17, 2009

On fire

Today's Cletus: Burning Man aftermath, 2005.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Totally rad

Today's Cletus: For the second year in a row, Cletus takes gold in "Street Plant."

(Rad thrasher Will Renton and contributed to this Daily Cletus).

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Rare sighting

Today's Cletus: El Chupacabcleeta.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Veggie force

Today's Cletus: Operation: Is that a Parsnip?.... commence.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Top Gearing

Today's Cletus: You miss three days and go with some crappy low-light British Museum pictures? No wonder you didn't make it on TV.

Who says we weren't on TV?

Friday, July 10, 2009

The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition

Today's Cletus: 480 B.C. Cletus breakfast request.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition

Today's Cletus: Chester A. Arthur Fluffington the first self-portrait in stone.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition

Today's Cletus: Mummified remains of ancient long-nosed "space traveler" cat that became an off shoot of indigenous smush-faced cats.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Going green

Today's Cletus: Yeah, salad's good for you, but does anyone really like anchovies? ... stop shovin'.

Monday, July 6, 2009


Today's Cletus: Mmmm... Elven magic.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Where in the world

Today's Cletus: Find that Cletus.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Her Loss

Today's Cletus: I guess technically everything I own looks "footy." Oh well, her loss.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

No Pants, No Service

Today's Cletus: No diving... no running... sunova... you're right, says right here "Pants required."

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Rising Star

Today's Cletus: Cletus auditions for the Broadway musical version of 'Chinatown.'

Monday, June 29, 2009

Karma Cleetmeleon

Today's Cletus: Unlike its musical cousin, the North American Cleetmeleon does not come and go, come and go, come and go oh oh oh: it drips a deadly solution of kitty litter and Cheetoh's onto your white sheets.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Like a Rolling Stone

Today's Cletus: Rejected photo for "The Meowth that Roared" Rolling Stone cover story. (Cover story chosen after success of debut album "Smells Like Tuna Spirit.")

Thursday, June 25, 2009

No Gnome

Today's Cletus: No, no, look, I want to hear about your day. Just give me a minute.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Of Fear and Chocolate

Today's Cletus: I smell your fear. And Ho-Hos.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Def Leppardish

Today's Cletus: Ppppoooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr sommmmmmmmme sssssuuuuuuugggaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh on mmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Monday, June 22, 2009

Fluff n Stuff

Today's Cletus: Tail cam.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Anna-Lou's Man

Today's Cletus: Outtake from Leibovitz's 'The Cletus Sessions.'

Thursday, June 18, 2009


Today's Cletus: I thought you were going to get dow... but you said... and then I jum... awkward.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Zak Attack

Today's Cletus: Zak Galifianakis signs for 'The Hangover 2: Octsober Fest.' Variety version: Fast Facts: Zak's Back, Attacks Zan-ax

Tuesday, June 16, 2009


Today's Cletus: Precious. Alternate Cletus: Pillowcious.

Friday, June 12, 2009

The Late Show

Today's Cletus: Morty, are we okay on time? How we doin' on time? ... alright, we'll be right back with Jungle Jack Hanna and Sonic Youth, everybody.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

So Sleepy

Today's Cletus: Can't sleep, wolves'll get me.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Yes We Can

Today's Cletus: What my opponent doesn't want you to know is how, if he's elected new house pet, you'll never sleep in again. That's right, Cletus is a beggar. He wants food ALL the time! Food you work hard for! Food you buy with your hard earned dollars. Ladies and gentlemen of the house, I ask, after the constant debacle that is Sweetpea being able to sleep past 6 a.m., do you really want another whiney, loud pet inside? Do me a favor when you vote in the primary tomorrow, and vote Pinochle, the gnome for your home, the clear choice.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Chester the Grouch

Today's Cletus: Blah blah blah. Cry me a river, princess. I got problems too. This face don't smush itself.

Monday, June 8, 2009

One and Two and Three and Lift

Today's Cletus: Cleetin' to the Oldies 4 Leg Blast and Tone.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Gams, I Say

Today's Cletus: Hello Mabel? Get me Dogpatch 423, fast. There's a Sheba I met at ritzy join that I'm stuck on. That's right, gams till Tuesday!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Whiskers Win

Today's Cletus: Whiskers vs. Fluff.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Mad Dash

Today's Cletus: That's her officer, that's the woman who swatted me.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Viva Cleet

Today's Cletus: Preview of preliminary album art for new album 'Viva Cleet: the Best of Cleetussey.'

Monday, June 1, 2009

Air Cletus

Today's Cletus: That Cletus has Air Jordans on!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Yeah, My Mom Can Touch Her Tongue to Her Nose Too

Today's Cletus: Hang in there, baby, you almost have your problems licked.

Alternate Cletus: Hang in there, baby, Friday is here.

Alternate Cletus: Cletus changes from Juicy Fruit with disastrous results.

Thursday, May 28, 2009


Today's Cletus: New fossil evidence found in Paraguay linking early cats to modern-day Cletus.