Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Rising Star

Today's Cletus: Cletus auditions for the Broadway musical version of 'Chinatown.'

Monday, June 29, 2009

Karma Cleetmeleon

Today's Cletus: Unlike its musical cousin, the North American Cleetmeleon does not come and go, come and go, come and go oh oh oh: it drips a deadly solution of kitty litter and Cheetoh's onto your white sheets.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Like a Rolling Stone

Today's Cletus: Rejected photo for "The Meowth that Roared" Rolling Stone cover story. (Cover story chosen after success of debut album "Smells Like Tuna Spirit.")

Thursday, June 25, 2009

No Gnome

Today's Cletus: No, no, look, I want to hear about your day. Just give me a minute.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Of Fear and Chocolate

Today's Cletus: I smell your fear. And Ho-Hos.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Def Leppardish

Today's Cletus: Ppppoooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr sommmmmmmmme sssssuuuuuuugggaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh on mmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Monday, June 22, 2009

Fluff n Stuff

Today's Cletus: Tail cam.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Anna-Lou's Man

Today's Cletus: Outtake from Leibovitz's 'The Cletus Sessions.'

Thursday, June 18, 2009


Today's Cletus: I thought you were going to get dow... but you said... and then I jum... awkward.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Zak Attack

Today's Cletus: Zak Galifianakis signs for 'The Hangover 2: Octsober Fest.' Variety version: Fast Facts: Zak's Back, Attacks Zan-ax

Tuesday, June 16, 2009


Today's Cletus: Precious. Alternate Cletus: Pillowcious.

Friday, June 12, 2009

The Late Show

Today's Cletus: Morty, are we okay on time? How we doin' on time? ... alright, we'll be right back with Jungle Jack Hanna and Sonic Youth, everybody.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

So Sleepy

Today's Cletus: Can't sleep, wolves'll get me.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Yes We Can

Today's Cletus: What my opponent doesn't want you to know is how, if he's elected new house pet, you'll never sleep in again. That's right, Cletus is a beggar. He wants food ALL the time! Food you work hard for! Food you buy with your hard earned dollars. Ladies and gentlemen of the house, I ask, after the constant debacle that is Sweetpea being able to sleep past 6 a.m., do you really want another whiney, loud pet inside? Do me a favor when you vote in the primary tomorrow, and vote Pinochle, the gnome for your home, the clear choice.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Chester the Grouch

Today's Cletus: Blah blah blah. Cry me a river, princess. I got problems too. This face don't smush itself.

Monday, June 8, 2009

One and Two and Three and Lift

Today's Cletus: Cleetin' to the Oldies 4 Leg Blast and Tone.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Gams, I Say

Today's Cletus: Hello Mabel? Get me Dogpatch 423, fast. There's a Sheba I met at ritzy join that I'm stuck on. That's right, gams till Tuesday!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Whiskers Win

Today's Cletus: Whiskers vs. Fluff.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Mad Dash

Today's Cletus: That's her officer, that's the woman who swatted me.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Viva Cleet

Today's Cletus: Preview of preliminary album art for new album 'Viva Cleet: the Best of Cleetussey.'

Monday, June 1, 2009

Air Cletus

Today's Cletus: That Cletus has Air Jordans on!