Friday, May 29, 2009

Yeah, My Mom Can Touch Her Tongue to Her Nose Too

Today's Cletus: Hang in there, baby, you almost have your problems licked.

Alternate Cletus: Hang in there, baby, Friday is here.

Alternate Cletus: Cletus changes from Juicy Fruit with disastrous results.

Thursday, May 28, 2009


Today's Cletus: New fossil evidence found in Paraguay linking early cats to modern-day Cletus.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Big Love

Today's Cletus: What is your problem, d-bag? I'm the star! Don't you get it? ... go get me my eatin' pants.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Best Big Dog Ever

Today's Cletus: Bigenald J. Dog, "Big Dog," 19??-May 26, 2009. "That's him? That's the one you want?" Yes, yes he is.

Monday, May 25, 2009


Note: Cletus has today off. Please enjoy an image from the Cletus Collection, Cletus' private image collection.

Today's Cletus: Incident at Nakatomi Bay.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009


Today's Cletus: Once again, the widow Beauregard rejects Cletus' advances.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Old Man Cletus

Today's Cletus: Get the hell off my lawn!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Face Sandwich

Today's Cletus: I'm so hungry I ate my own face.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Warrior 3

Today's Cletus: Paparazzi yoga shot.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Big Footus

Today's Cletus: 1986 photo of the elusive Cleetsquatch in Central WA.

Friday, May 8, 2009

The End

Today's Cleuts: The moment when love dies.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Boss Man at Work

Today's Cletus: Son of a Beach. Alternative Cletus: Uncle Ben

Monday, May 4, 2009

Ninja Tail

Today's Cletus: M.I.A.( not starring Chuck Norris)