Yeah, My Mom Can Touch Her Tongue to Her Nose Too

Today's Cletus: Hang in there, baby, you almost have your problems licked.

Alternate Cletus: Hang in there, baby, Friday is here.

Alternate Cletus: Cletus changes from Juicy Fruit with disastrous results.

Prehistoric

Today's Cletus: New fossil evidence found in Paraguay linking early cats to modern-day Cletus.

Big Love

Today's Cletus: What is your problem, d-bag? I'm the star! Don't you get it? ... go get me my eatin' pants.

Best Big Dog Ever

Today's Cletus: Bigenald J. Dog, "Big Dog," 19??-May 26, 2009. "That's him? That's the one you want?" Yes, yes he is.

AHHHHHHHHH!

Note: Cletus has today off. Please enjoy an image from the Cletus Collection, Cletus' private image collection.

Today's Cletus: Incident at Nakatomi Bay.

Hmph!

Today's Cletus: Once again, the widow Beauregard rejects Cletus' advances.

Old Man Cletus

Today's Cletus: Get the hell off my lawn!

Face Sandwich

Today's Cletus: I'm so hungry I ate my own face.

Warrior 3

Today's Cletus: Paparazzi yoga shot.

Big Footus

Today's Cletus: 1986 photo of the elusive Cleetsquatch in Central WA.

The End

Today's Cleuts: The moment when love dies.

The Boss Man at Work

Today's Cletus: Son of a Beach. Alternative Cletus: Uncle Ben

Ninja Tail

Today's Cletus: M.I.A.( not starring Chuck Norris)