Matching bags not required

Today's Cletus: I don't think this set matches.

Nose job

Today's Cletus: Shortly after rhinoplasty, Cletus responds to waiting paparazzi.

Foodie

Today's Cletus: Huh. When did I eat curry?

Cat Fancy

Today's Cletus: I thought they broke it off.

Aaaaaa-chuuuuuuuuuuuu

Today's Cletus: Catman sneezing

Rawr

Today's Cletus: How does this haircut even look good on paper?

Blah

Today's Cletus: Clean Plate, Dirty Moustache Club. Photo and caption provided by Will "Radio Nowhere" Renton.