Purrrrrrr

Today's Cletus: Mondays... so true, so true.

Photo by Will Renton, hair by some sort of weird genetic cross breeding from Italy by way of France to Turkey.

Do be do be dooo

Today's Cletus: The Starlight Vocal Lounge presents 'An Evening Under the Stars with Cletus' Friday, July 24th, doors open at 8 p.m.

Don't pollute

Today's Cletus: Give a hoot.

Today's Cletus provided by Will Renton, available for all your cat, dog, and motorcycle photography needs.

Tough guy

Today's Cletus: Look Muffie, I can do 8 months standing on my head. The question is... can you wait that long?

Harrisonburg Virginia DCers: Thursday, July 23rd, from 10-2, meet Chester A. Arthur Fluffington, III, aka "Cletus," the star of the Daily Cletus! Line forms at 8 a.m., pictures with Cletus starting from $25!

Prison break

Today's Cletus: Sentence is handed down for Chester A. Arthur Fluffington, III, vs. The State of New York in "The Altuna Tuna iTunes Ponzi Schemer Sings a Different Tune." All this, and Rusty the bailiff.

Alternative Cletus: Folsom Prison Blues 2.

Alternative Cletus: Yes Mr. Gibson, clearly you're a "lethal weapon."

No. 1 at the box office

Today's Cletus: Production photo from the upcoming 'Cleety Potter and the Table of Magic Cheese on Top of That Spaghetti Aglio e Olio.'

On fire

Today's Cletus: Burning Man aftermath, 2005.