The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition

Today's Cletus: Chester A. Arthur Fluffington the first self-portrait in stone.

The Daily Mews, Daily Cletus UK edition

Today's Cletus: Mummified remains of ancient long-nosed "space traveler" cat that became an off shoot of indigenous smush-faced cats.

Going green

Today's Cletus: Yeah, salad's good for you, but does anyone really like anchovies? ... stop shovin'.

Delicious

Today's Cletus: Mmmm... Elven magic.

Where in the world

Today's Cletus: Find that Cletus.

Her Loss

Today's Cletus: I guess technically everything I own looks "footy." Oh well, her loss.

No Pants, No Service

Today's Cletus: No diving... no running... sunova... you're right, says right here "Pants required."