Rising Star

Today's Cletus: Cletus auditions for the Broadway musical version of 'Chinatown.'

Karma Cleetmeleon

Today's Cletus: Unlike its musical cousin, the North American Cleetmeleon does not come and go, come and go, come and go oh oh oh: it drips a deadly solution of kitty litter and Cheetoh's onto your white sheets.

Like a Rolling Stone

Today's Cletus: Rejected photo for "The Meowth that Roared" Rolling Stone cover story. (Cover story chosen after success of debut album "Smells Like Tuna Spirit.")

No Gnome

Today's Cletus: No, no, look, I want to hear about your day. Just give me a minute.

Of Fear and Chocolate

Today's Cletus: I smell your fear. And Ho-Hos.

Def Leppardish

Today's Cletus: Ppppoooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr sommmmmmmmme sssssuuuuuuugggaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh on mmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fluff n Stuff

Today's Cletus: Tail cam.