Anna-Lou's Man

Today's Cletus: Outtake from Leibovitz's 'The Cletus Sessions.'

Finnemies

Today's Cletus: I thought you were going to get dow... but you said... and then I jum... awkward.

Zak Attack

Today's Cletus: Zak Galifianakis signs for 'The Hangover 2: Octsober Fest.' Variety version: Fast Facts: Zak's Back, Attacks Zan-ax

Pillowy

Today's Cletus: Precious. Alternate Cletus: Pillowcious.

The Late Show

Today's Cletus: Morty, are we okay on time? How we doin' on time? ... alright, we'll be right back with Jungle Jack Hanna and Sonic Youth, everybody.

So Sleepy

Today's Cletus: Can't sleep, wolves'll get me.

Yes We Can

Today's Cletus: What my opponent doesn't want you to know is how, if he's elected new house pet, you'll never sleep in again. That's right, Cletus is a beggar. He wants food ALL the time! Food you work hard for! Food you buy with your hard earned dollars. Ladies and gentlemen of the house, I ask, after the constant debacle that is Sweetpea being able to sleep past 6 a.m., do you really want another whiney, loud pet inside? Do me a favor when you vote in the primary tomorrow, and vote Pinochle, the gnome for your home, the clear choice.